So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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