My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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