so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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