It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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