ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
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