Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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