btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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