Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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