Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
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