am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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