All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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