How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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