I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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