so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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