Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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