He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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