I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
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