I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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