she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Everything about him screamed your future.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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