Can Purell be used as lube?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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