That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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