I look better un-naked...
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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