Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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