My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
