is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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