just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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