It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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