Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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