plz talk dirty to me
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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