God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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