Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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