he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
So. Much. Porn.
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