ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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