absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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