So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Randomize
