Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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