I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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