rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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