singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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