This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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