and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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