they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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