Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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