I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
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