he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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