Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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