Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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