but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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