We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
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