i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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