Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
she looked like the before picture.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
