I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Randomize
