I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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