Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
