I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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