Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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