David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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