And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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