He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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